Fractured Thoughts

Hmm so a few things:

First I was wondering if anyone would take a look at my hl fic 'never ever' before I post it. It's nearly 4000 words and mostly dialogue. The main characters are playing the drinking game 'Never have I ever', it's gen but there's implied just about  any type of relationship I could squeeze in there. (Has been done, thank you).

The fic I wrote for hl_flashfic is up you can read it here, there's nothing graphic but it is a Caspian fic and all that implies and the prompt is children.

Signups for hlh_shortcuts fic exchange are open (I just signed up, I must be mad)  in case anyone who is interested hasn't seen the notices signups are here

Well after aeron_lanart explained what 'curtain fics' were my brain went to what can only be described as a scary crack!tastic place, and a conversation with layla_aaron developed and the crack sort of grew in this thread here. Now I am not sure who is ultimately at fault for this fic, except it isn't me... if you are going to introduce me to such concepts and then encourage me throwing in colour scheme ideas and character development well the result is inevitable:

Without further ado I present:

Title: The horsemen curtains fic
Characters/Pairing: The horsemen, feel free to interpret their obsession with each other in whatever way you like
Warnings: Crack, total and utter crack, bad taste and a little bit of blood and guts (it is a horsemen fic after all)
Rating: Er.... probably R if only for a sentence
A/N:  This came from a conversation between me layla_aaron and aeron_lanart so credit where credit is due..... It's not my fault, it  theirs.... except the grammar, punctuation and terrible execution, that's all me.

Shopping with his brothers had never been Methos’ idea of rest and relaxation but now they controlled most of Europe it made sense to get their house in order before taking over the United States.
( Curtains fic )

Stepping away from the keyboard now, very  slowly making no sudden movements.