Gundam Wing fic: "Why crime doesn't pay"

I've been watching 'the real hustle' on TV recently and it got me thinking about how different characters in different fandoms might deal with a pickpocket. This became the result of my musing on the GW universe:

Title: Why crime doesn't pay
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: All the pilots and an OC with a rather bad run of luck
Rating: PG
Warnings: Unbeta'd, shameless cliches and bad grammar.
A/N OC POV, the world's unluckiest pickpocket discovers that each of the boys has their own unique way of dealing with a thief.

 

( Why crime doesn't pay )

Um... now back to the fics I'm supposed to be writing.