Merry Christmas!! Gundam Wing and Highlander fics : "The Christmas Survival guides"

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Merry Christmas to everyone on my flist, I'm off tomorrow and won't be back till boxing day so I need to get it in now. I have a seasonal offering for everyone who likes highlander or Gundam Wing. Enjoy, and have a great holiday everyone.@list l0:level1@list l1:level1
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The Christmas survival guide for…

 

 

Gundam pilots and their friends

1. Never let off party poppers near Heero, unless you like being shot.
2. Don’t let Duo ‘help’ decorate your tree, you’ll be finding ‘surprises’ in it for weeks.
3. Don’t let Trowa near the eggnog he’s a babbling drunk and will spill all the details you never realised he knew about you.
4. Never try to match Quatre’s gifts, they could each feed a third world country for a week.
5. Don’t ask Wufei about the meaning of Christmas, unless you want an hour long rant on commercialism and injustice.
6. Zechs is more unstable at Christmas, don’t make any sudden moves and never let him near any weapons of mass destruction.
7. At some point Relena will give a speech, it is best to be drunk by then it’ll seem much more interesting.
8. Sally is great fun and tells good jokes but she may try to rearrange your life or match-make your friends.
9. If you get Noin drunk she will confess her love to Zechs at some point in the day.
10. Avoid any food that is provided by Catherine it is more hazardous to your health than a rampaging Gundam.
11. If you see Une run away, it may be Christmas but she still has work for you to do.
12. If Dorothy and Quatre start talking, run away, fast. The verbal fencing is lethal.
13. Never, never, ever turn on your TV or radio on Christmas eve, you’ll find yourself fighting in another war.

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Immortals, watchers and groupies

1. If you have invited Methos, stock beer, lots of beer.
2. Don’t let Duncan sing, he’s tone deaf.
3. Presents from Amanda should be treated with care and possibly turned into the local police station to avoid any charges of receiving stolen goods.
4. Presents from Richie should be returned or ‘accidently’ destroyed as soon as possible, he means well but do you really want that in our living room.
5. All watchers should be searched for recording devices before any alcohol consumption is undertaken.
6. 90% of what Methos tells you is fabricated, he was never the angel Gabriel and he had given up herding sheep a century earlier. It is possible he might have been interested in astronomy at the time though.
7. If you are not immortal don’t eat anything made by Amanda,
8. If you eat anything Methos made, enjoy, but never ask what was in it, you don’t want to know.
9. On the other hand both Duncan and Joe make superb Christmas dinners.
10. Anyone spending Christmas with a Macleod should come prepared for combat, the immortal of the week doesn’t respect public holidays.
11. When buying presents: Joe likes a good bottle or a CD of an interesting artist, Methos likes books, but you are better off getting him a token as no one else knows what is in his collection, Amanda likes anything sparkling and expensive, Richie likes anything and Duncan is impossible to shop for.

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Don't know what happened with the LJ cuts there, oh well should still work.