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fractured_sun ([personal profile] fractured_sun) wrote2009-02-26 07:54 pm

Highlander fic: "Methos' secrets"

Title: Methos' secrets
Characters: Methos totally gen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None really.
Disclaimer: The only thing I own is a copy of the series
Notes: This is more a series of lists than a fic, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

 

Some people collect stamps or coins or old photographs. Methos collects secrets hidden away and hoarded, some to be shared out and some to be kept, some so old they are no longer secret.


Secrets which Methos once kept that are now common knowledge:
Smoking is bad for your health
The Pharaohs were only human
The men and women executed for witchcraft, were (with a few exceptions) innocent people murdered by the ignorant, the fearful and the greedy.
The Earth is round
and goes around the sun

Methos can not really remember where he learnt the last two but they have been bits of information, he has always known, much like one does not remember learning that Paris is the capital of France or fire is hot.


Secrets Methos now no longer remembers:
He’s a lot older than 5000 years
Where immortals come from
The location of the lost city of Atlantis
His original name


Secrets Methos has given up trying to tell people:
There will never be only one. The story of the gathering is a corruption of an old Sumerian myth.
There is no good, there is no evil only people, and societies. - A thousand years from now people will decide that using fossil fuels, or drinking alcohol, or maybe using paper was evil and a new set of young immortals will decide his actions in the current century were beyond redemption.
Everybody dies eventually – even immortals
There was once seventeen planets in the solar system, now there’s only twelve (whatever ‘science’ may say on the subject)
Life on Earth was originally ‘seeded’ by an ancient alien race

Experience quickly taught him the wisdom of keeping any knowledge counter to current popular opinion to himself, people generally believe what they want to.


The secrets he intends to tell Duncan Macleod once he 'grows up' a bit include:
He puts the money to pay for his drinks in the till with interest after Joe closes up (They enjoy winding Mac up too much to let him in on the secret yet)
Amanda and Methos have regular bets on who can manipulate Duncan into a particular action first.
Methos may have liked Silas, but Kronos was his brother and he loved him right up until the day he died. He doesn’t regret his part in their deaths though.
When Methos offered Mac his head he knew he wouldn’t take it.
Methos had 68 wives; and 12 husbands.


There are some secrets that Methos will never tell Duncan Macleod, including:
Methos killed on holy ground once, nothing happened except the usual struck by lightening. He likes the idea of sanctuary too much to ever risk other immortals discovering the truth.
There’s really no such thing as a dark quickening or a holy spring, the subconscious is a powerful thing.
He once spent nearly a century pretending to be a woman, only three people ever noticed he wasn’t, two of them were children the other one was insane.
Methos can identify a person by their quickening, he may trust Mac more than anyone else but he still believes one should never give up your edge.
Methos gave Darius the Watcher’s chronicle he had when he died.
Methos still doesn’t believe in Ahriman (or alternate worlds).
Methos would sacrifice his own life to save Macleod.

 


Right... am going to back to writing the next chapter of Learning to Communicate, it's going very slowly.

[identity profile] aeron-lanart.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Like this one - There will never be only one. The story of the gathering is a corruption of an old Sumerian myth. - it makes a lot of sense!

And this - Methos had 68 wives; and 12 husbands - made me smile, especially seeing as it's under the list of things to tell MacLeod once he grows up.

And I really like the idea of Methos being a lot older than 5000 (and not actually Methos).
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Methos being older than 5000 and not really called Methos is my own personal head canon (I don't think I'm alone in that) after all if he can't remember anything before taking a head, who knows how much time there was before that.

Methos and Mac have so much subtext in their relationship, I wrote this as gen but it's definitely affected by Slash goggles.

[identity profile] darthanne.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I liked these. Very Methos.
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you:-) glad you enjoyed it.
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[personal profile] rhianona 2009-02-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I like this a lot - especially a lot of what's under what he'll tell Duncan once he grows a little. :) And I totally buy the corruption of a Sumerian myth aspect as well. Actually, a lot of this goes with my personal canon for Methos...
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you ^_^. This was basically a chance for me to list my personal canon.

I'm in denial I just don't want to accept that there will ever be only one immortal, and well if they can be wrong about it in the films, why not :-)

[identity profile] grachonok.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant! You are very good in that style, you know:).
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks ^_^. I really enjoy writing in these short little bits,(it always feels like a bit of a cheat though).

[identity profile] grachonok.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why cheat? Fanfiction is being done for fun, isn't it? :) You enjoy it, your readers enjoy it, nothing else is nessesary :). And believe me, it's no that easy to write a 'short little bit', where character will be so clearly seen :).
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right of course. I think it's just 'cos I find it easier to write shorter bits.
-I love your icon

[identity profile] grachonok.livejournal.com 2009-02-28 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
:) I saw this picture in one silly test in my f-list and just couldn't resist :).
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[personal profile] lferion 2009-02-27 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a lovely thing!

I particularly like the earth = round & goes around the sun bit for some reason.
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, so did I actually - not really sure why.

[identity profile] dswdiane.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I really enjoyed this. thank you.
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-02-27 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you ^_^. Glad you enjoyed it.

[identity profile] crowdaughter.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This is beautiful. I love it. Love the dry tone.
I especially loved these:

The secrets he intends to tell Duncan Macleod once he 'grows up' a bit include:
He puts the money to pay for his drinks in the till with interest after Joe closes up (They enjoy winding Mac up too much to let him in on the secret yet)
Amanda and Methos have regular bets on who can manipulate Duncan into a particular action first.
Methos may have liked Silas, but Kronos was his brother and he loved him right up until the day he died. He doesn’t regret his part in their deaths though.
(...)
Methos had 68 wives; and 12 husbands.


*Snort* great ones! ;D I especially loved tzhe one about Kronos, because I can see that.

And I also liked these:

Methos killed on holy ground once, nothing happened except the usual struck by lightening. He likes the idea of sanctuary too much to ever risk other immortals discovering the truth.
There’s really no such thing as a dark quickening or a holy spring, the subconscious is a powerful thing.


Yes, that would make sense. I would soooo love to see the backstory about how old Methos really is and where Immortals truly come from, though! :)

Thank you for writing and sharing!
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-03-02 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, (you've picked out some of my favourite bits, as well). Several people have said they would like to see a backstory, and it could be fun to write. I'll have to see whether I can get the story to cooperate on paper.

[identity profile] elistaire.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
This is great stuff.
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-03-03 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
thank you :-)

[identity profile] alion66.livejournal.com 2009-04-03 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Great story and written in so few words! Good work, and thanks for writing.
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[identity profile] fractured-sun.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you ^_^ glad you enjoyed it.