Bill for services and expenses from latest TARDIS trip:
1. Authentication of Bronze age artifacts $400 an hour/ $800
2. Legal services in Trojan court $800 an hour /$2200
3. Tour guide services $200 a day/ $600
4. Recovery of Donna Noble from Dalek army/ $5000
5. Loss of two silver daggers due to vapourisation/ $10,000
6. Dry cleaning bill/ $300
7. Loss of earnings due to unscheduled kidnapping/ $400
8. Compensation for mental anguish/ $ 100,000
To be paid at 2008 rates subject to 20% interest per year plus inflation.
Note attached to Invoice:
Dear Doctor,
I have included an invoice for our latest trip, I think that your idea of fun and mine are somewhat different. I have mentioned before I do not enjoy situations which may result in my decapitation or extermination, the young have such curious ideas about excitement. Please settle your bill quickly, I accept cash cheque or any major credit card, or you can pay off my tab. Next time how about we go for a quiet drink instead, you're buying.
Methos
p.s If you see Jack can you remind him he still needs to return my signed Rolling Stones album.
no subject
Bill for services and expenses from latest TARDIS trip:
1. Authentication of Bronze age artifacts $400 an hour/ $800
2. Legal services in Trojan court $800 an hour /$2200
3. Tour guide services $200 a day/ $600
4. Recovery of Donna Noble from Dalek army/ $5000
5. Loss of two silver daggers due to vapourisation/ $10,000
6. Dry cleaning bill/ $300
7. Loss of earnings due to unscheduled kidnapping/ $400
8. Compensation for mental anguish/ $ 100,000
To be paid at 2008 rates subject to 20% interest per year plus inflation.
Note attached to Invoice:
Dear Doctor,
I have included an invoice for our latest trip, I think that your idea of fun and mine are somewhat different. I have mentioned before I do not enjoy situations which may result in my decapitation or extermination, the young have such curious ideas about excitement. Please settle your bill quickly, I accept cash cheque or any major credit card, or you can pay off my tab. Next time how about we go for a quiet drink instead, you're buying.
Methos
p.s If you see Jack can you remind him he still needs to return my signed Rolling Stones album.